Asgardian Hair Wars.
THOR: LOKI, WHERE IS MY HAIR DRYER
LOKI: *STYLE STYLE STYLE*
THOR: EXCUSE ME WTF ARE YOU DOING
LOKI: I’M FEATHERING
THOR: THAT IS MY HAIR GEL, BROTHER
LOKI: *PSHHHHHHHHSHHHHHSHHHHHH*
THOR: AND THAT IS MY HAIRSPRAY.
LOKI: HERE. I GOT YOU SOME HAIR GLITTER.
THOR: THIS GLITTER. I LIKE IT.
LOKI: I THREW YOUR HAIRDRYER OFF THE BIFROST.





